My all time favourite couple are Bonnie and Clyde!The abslolute lovers and ultimate bank robbing couple!Look at their incredibly beautiful names: Clyde Chestnut Barrow, Bonnnie Elizabeth Parker!I would die for that Chestnut bit!Down to earth commoners with the extra large full fisty esthetical blows!When they died together in police machine gun fire at the height of pre second world war depression, Clyde The Romeo was 25, Bonnie The Juliet was 23!You can imagine who could have savings in a period of depression!
Butch Cassidy
My next best inspiration in life are again bank robbing duo Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid!If you are an woman than get a king size bed, have Butch and Sundance naked in each side of you!You can have a massive jacuzzi with them beforehand unless you preffer the sundried, olive tanned, raw sweaty rocky mountain smell!If you are a man than fight with them to snatch away my heartthrobbing Venus of a girl Catherine Ross!If you are gay or lesbian, I can assure you that Butch and Sundance are the best of the best of the politically correct ones!Bank robbers can not be politically wrong as politics only protect the Vatican-treasury and The Saudi-gold-bars!!
Now comrade Stalin, also started as a bank robber!The difference of Stalin and my above mentioned ones is that Stalin changed his profession to butchery while my heroes preffered to die as bank robbers.Also to his megalomania Stalin made sure that all the Soviet Banks HQ's has his statue in the yard and that only him, his cronies could have access to the banks vaults!!
The Bengali creed I was born into, their middle class achieved the Babu denomination from the Raz rulers!The Bengali Babu is a far cry from the word Bapu that is designated to Gandhi.Bengali Babus were a sub servient class bestowed with privileges.Most privileged ones were given lands to procure tax' for the Brits and the lesser ones were groomed to be the clerks of the bureaucracy.Even to these days Bengali men in genaral prefer to be a bank clerk to a bank robber!Clergies or an atheist communist Bengalis can not git rid of this slippery clerical scales!The Brits detected it so well that they established the Raz capital in Bengal, fearing the Fulan Devis of the Chambal valley near Delhi!!But seems the tide could turn around any time!A Bengali Bonnie and Clyde!I would toast to that!The overdrafts can only make the chin chin sound sharper than ever!!
CKH
23/04/2010
Brittany
